How To: Eat A Burrito
Mr. Lovely is from Back East. When he first came to California, he was a burrito virgin. Okay, sure, he may have had one of those things that are kind of wet and slimy and covered with red sauce and come with a side of rice and beans. Those are good, but in California, that is not the kind of burrito we are referring to when we talk about a burrito. There is a certain kind of burrito; it is bigger than your head.
And there is a certain way to eat this burrito. Don't be like Mr. Lovely and pull all the (2 layers!) of foil off, exposing the naked tortilla! Don't get pollo asada all over your hands!! Keep the re-fried beans from going all over your lap! Don't embarrass yourself!
I am here to keep that from happening to you. Hopefully we caught it in time.
How to eat a San Francisco Burrito like a local:
(1) Start with the key players laid out. The burrito. The salt. The chips. The salsa. Napkins.
(2) Now, this is important. There are two layers of foil. Remove the outer layer only. Now, tear only the top portion of the inner foil layer off, leaving about half of the foil at the bottom to hold onto as you eat.
(3) As you eat the burrito, tear the foil down little by little, always leaving yourself a hand hold. Not only does this keep your hand from touching the burrito, but it keeps the juices from landing on your lap.
(4) More of the same. I also like to add salt and salsa little by little to each bite and scoop up that and any excess innards with chips as I move down the burrito.
(6) Even when you get to almost the very bottom, you still have clean hands!
(7) At the very bottom, once you have only a few bites left, remove the remaining foil. Quickly take the few bites, so as to not make a mess. OR eat all three bites as one bite, covering your mouth with aforementioned napkins. Or not. Nobody will judge.
And there you have it. Now you are ready for an experience of a lifetime! Now the only question is, what kind of burrito will you try first?
How do you eat YOUR burrito? Do you have a food that is specific to your area? What food eating rituals do you follow?
And there is a certain way to eat this burrito. Don't be like Mr. Lovely and pull all the (2 layers!) of foil off, exposing the naked tortilla! Don't get pollo asada all over your hands!! Keep the re-fried beans from going all over your lap! Don't embarrass yourself!
I am here to keep that from happening to you. Hopefully we caught it in time.
How to eat a San Francisco Burrito like a local:
(1) Start with the key players laid out. The burrito. The salt. The chips. The salsa. Napkins.
(2) Now, this is important. There are two layers of foil. Remove the outer layer only. Now, tear only the top portion of the inner foil layer off, leaving about half of the foil at the bottom to hold onto as you eat.
(3) As you eat the burrito, tear the foil down little by little, always leaving yourself a hand hold. Not only does this keep your hand from touching the burrito, but it keeps the juices from landing on your lap.
(4) More of the same. I also like to add salt and salsa little by little to each bite and scoop up that and any excess innards with chips as I move down the burrito.
(6) Even when you get to almost the very bottom, you still have clean hands!
(7) At the very bottom, once you have only a few bites left, remove the remaining foil. Quickly take the few bites, so as to not make a mess. OR eat all three bites as one bite, covering your mouth with aforementioned napkins. Or not. Nobody will judge.
And there you have it. Now you are ready for an experience of a lifetime! Now the only question is, what kind of burrito will you try first?
How do you eat YOUR burrito? Do you have a food that is specific to your area? What food eating rituals do you follow?
